'Toasts & Quotes'

Toasts and Quotes – Wedding, Marriage, Divorce

Humorous wine toast for wedding, divorce, dating, break-up.

 

“When I eventually met ‘Mr. Right’

I had no idea that his first name was Always

~ Rita Rudner

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Toasts and Quotes – On Being Humble, Humility

A humorous toast for a wedding, memorial service or roast, from Jimmy Hoffa.

 

” I have my faults.

But being wrong isn’t one of them.”

~ Jimmy Hoffa

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Toasts & Quotes – Jobs and Retirement

Need a quote for a retirement toast?  Use this one from Muhammad Ali.

 

 

“It’s just a job.  

Birds fly, grass grows, waves pound the sand.  

I beat people up.”

 ~ Muhammad Ali

Caption Contests for Winos

If you have yet to visit the website over at PhotoBucket (or someecards.com), you’ll find a site that offers a wide array of artwork for use in developing your own captions, as well as some of the wittiest/most popular provided by others.  Enjoy!

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Toasts & Quotes: Temperance and Chastity

“Temperance, like Chastity, is its own punishment”

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Toasts & Quotes: Celebration

Re-live it as often as you like.  It is free and it never wears out.  It’s the memory we’re making today, right now.

~ Unknown

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Toasts & Quotes: Divorce, Break-Up

“Never get jealous when you see your Ex with someone else.  Just remember, your parents always taught you to share your toys with the less fortunate!”

~ Unknown

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Toasts & Quotes: Uniforms for Congress

 

“I think Congress should be required to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers.  

That way we could tell which corporations are sponsoring them.”

~ Quote attributed to Tim “Joliet” Owens

~ (artist unknown)

Toasts & Quotes: Albert Einstein

“Not everything that can be counted counts.

And not everything that counts can be counted.

Albert Einstein, Genius.  1879 – 1955.

Toasts & Quotes: Hemingway on Wine

“This wine is too good for toast-making, my dear.

You don’t want to mix emotions up with a wine like that.

You lose the taste.”

~ Ernest Hemingway (1899 – 1961), American author, journalist and bon vivant.



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