'Toasts & Quotes'

Quote : Audrey Hepburn

Signal Ridge Rose of ZinfandelThis just might be the best endorsement for Rosé wines I’ve ever heard.  You DO think that’s what Audrey refers to when she says “I believe in pink…”, don’t you?

“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.”
Audrey Hepburn

Toasts and Quotes – Wedding, Marriage, Divorce

Humorous wine toast for wedding, divorce, dating, break-up.

 

“When I eventually met ‘Mr. Right’

I had no idea that his first name was Always

~ Rita Rudner

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Toasts and Quotes – On Being Humble, Humility

A humorous toast for a wedding, memorial service or roast, from Jimmy Hoffa.

 

” I have my faults.

But being wrong isn’t one of them.”

~ Jimmy Hoffa

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Toasts & Quotes – Jobs and Retirement

Need a quote for a retirement toast?  Use this one from Muhammad Ali.

 

 

“It’s just a job.  

Birds fly, grass grows, waves pound the sand.  

I beat people up.”

 ~ Muhammad Ali

Caption Contests for Winos

If you have yet to visit the website over at PhotoBucket (or someecards.com), you’ll find a site that offers a wide array of artwork for use in developing your own captions, as well as some of the wittiest/most popular provided by others.  Enjoy!

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Toasts & Quotes: Temperance and Chastity

“Temperance, like Chastity, is its own punishment”

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Toasts & Quotes: Celebration

Re-live it as often as you like.  It is free and it never wears out.  It’s the memory we’re making today, right now.

~ Unknown

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Toasts & Quotes: Divorce, Break-Up

“Never get jealous when you see your Ex with someone else.  Just remember, your parents always taught you to share your toys with the less fortunate!”

~ Unknown

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Toasts & Quotes: Uniforms for Congress

 

“I think Congress should be required to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers.  

That way we could tell which corporations are sponsoring them.”

~ Quote attributed to Tim “Joliet” Owens

~ (artist unknown)

Toasts & Quotes: Albert Einstein

“Not everything that can be counted counts.

And not everything that counts can be counted.

Albert Einstein, Genius.  1879 – 1955.



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