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The Ethical Marketer

LohanMarketing consultants would advise me to improve profits by "targeting" that portion of the population they describe as "heavy users."  So let me ask you:

Is it ethcial to contact Ms. Lohan about joining my wine club?

I jest, of course.  That’s the last thing the poor girl needs. 

Lindsay’s recent troubles serve as a reminder that alcohol is a two-edged sword.  It increases health and happiness when used judiciously, or tears lives apart when abused.  Here’s to judicious.  And to our ongoing freedom to make a personal choice and live with the consequences.

Cheers,
Dave Chambers, Wine Merchant
Dave@SidewaysWineClub.com