The Booty Call – A Very Short Screenplay

  Opening: Night scene – Camera pans a woman’s upscale bedroom. The bedroom is neat and well decorated.  Woman is in bed, alone, and fast asleep. She may be sleeping in the nude, we can’t really tell.  Alarm clock on the night stand reads 1:15.  There is no sound, and then her cellphone rings.   (Groggily) […]

You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!

“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!“   That famous line from ‘A Christmas Story’ (one of our family’s favorite holiday movies!) haunted young Ralphie at every turn as he plotted and connived to get a Red Ryder BB Gun under his Christmas tree. Well, far more eyes (~600 per year!) are lost to this most […]