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Words of Praise

  • I've been a member of "Maya's Collectible Selections" since the beginning. The arrival of your wines always makes me a little nostalgic for all the fun we had making the movie, but also appreciative of all the great wine you've sent ever since! Thanks for all your hard work and the continued supply of the monthly surprises - Michael London, Producer of "Sideways"
  • I can't tell you how much I look forward to receiving 2 new bottles ever other month. The fact that there is someone out there doing what you do provides a sense of looking forward and excitement...hope you keep it up! ~ Seth Pariser
  • Dave - a quick note to tell you how much my wife and I enjoy the wines you send us. Your wine club has consistently sent great tasting wine from the very beginning - and that is quite a record, seeing as I was one your inaugural members back in 2005. So keep up the great job - both you and your club have exceeded my expectations. ~ Mo
  • The arrival of a Sideway's Wine Club shipment is doubly exciting. Not only do I get great wine - but the recipes are out of this world!!! ~ L. Hyde
  • Dave - I make it a priority to try the recipes from each shipment and have yet to be disappointed. I've even shared them with my butchers! ~ Liesl H.

Toasts & Quotes

Maya: 'Seriously, the '61 Cheval Blanc is peaking... it might be too late already. What are you waiting for?'
Miles: 'I don't know, a special occasion. With the right person.'
Maya: 'The day you open a '61 Cheval Blanc, that's the special occasion.'

"Sideways" Screenplay, Alexander Payne & Jim Taylor (wine quotes, sideways, open that bottle, birthday toast, retirement toasts)

"We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine." - Eduardo Galeano, from the website http://vanitewines.com/ (wine quotes, birthday toast, graduation toast, drinking toast"I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing; how the sun was shining; if it rained. I like to think about all the people who tended and picked the grapes. And if it’s an old wine, how many of them must be dead by now. I like how wine continues to evolve, like if I opened a bottle of wine today it would taste different than if I’d opened it on any other day, because a bottle of wine is actually alive. And it’s constantly evolving and gaining complexity.   ~   Maya, from the movie "Sideways"  (wine quotes, sideways quote, Maya quote, birthday toast)Maya: So why are you so into Pinots? They’re like a thing with you.
Miles: “It’s a hard grape to grow, as you know. It's thin-skinned, temperamental. It’s not a survivor like Cabernet that can grow anywhere and thrive even when neglected. Pinot needs constant care and attention, you know? And in fact it can only grow in these really specific, little, tucked away corners of the world. And, and only the most patient and nurturing of growers can do it, really. Only somebody who really takes the time… to understand Pinot's potential… can then coax it into its fullest expression.”
~ Miles Raymond, from the movie "Sideways" (wine quote, sideways quote, miles quote, pinot noir quote, miles raymond)

 

"To the sun that warmed the vineyards.

To the juice that turned to wine.

To the host who cracked the bottle,

and made it yours and mine!"

~ Unknown   (wine toasts, drinking toasts)


Calvin Trillin Quotes"If I have to sing like somebody else, then I don't need to sing at all"

~ Billie Holiday, American Jazz Singer (1915 - 1959) (wine toasts, drinking toasts, birthday toasts, graduation toasts, inspirational toasts)

"May bad fortune follow you all of your days.

And never catch up with you!"

~ Irish Toast

Calvin Trillin Quotes"Health food makes me sick" - Calvin Trillin (1935 - present)

"I could never live in Paradise", she said.  "I don't look that good naked"

~ Story People

Calvin Trillin Quotes"I try not to drink too much.  When I'm drunk, I bite."

~ Bette Midler "The Divine Miss M" (1945 - ), American Singer, Actress and Comedienne

"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up."

~ Chris Begley, San Francisco (wine toasts, drinking toasts, inspirational toasts)

"I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I first came in" - Jack Begley (wine toasts, drinking toasts, inspirational toasts)
Ali"The man who views the world at fifty
the same as he did at twenty
has wasted thirty years of his life."
- Muhammad Ali (1942 - ) (birthday toast, inspirational toast, wine toasts, drinking toasts, inspirational toasts)

"The first time your laughter unfurled its wings in the wind, we knew the world would never be the same."" ~ Story People (wine toasts, drinking toasts, inspirational toasts, birthday toast, funeral toast, wake toast, graduation toast)"The problem with people who have no vices is that you can be sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues"

~ Elizabeth Taylor, American actress (1932 - ) (wine toasts, drinking toasts, inspirational toasts)

"Here's to Champagne for our real friends

and real pain to our sham friends!"

~ Unknown, contributed by Tim Owens (Wine toasts, drinking toasts)

Every Country has its own version of a short toast.  Here are a few:

America: Cheers!

Austria: Prosit!

Brazil: Soede. Viva!

China: Ganbei (literally, "dry your cup")

France: Sant! (Health)

Germany: Prost! (Cheers)

Hebrew: Le'chaim! (to Life)

Italian: Per cent 'anni! (for 100 years) and Salute (Health)

Japan: Kanpei (Dry your cup)

Russian: Vashe zdorovie! (to health)

Spain: Salud! (health)

Wales: Iechyd da! (health)

~ Various, contributed by Tim Owens (wine toasts, drinking toasts)

"Moderation in all things.

Including moderation.

I think I overdid the moderation"

~ Cornish Gravestone (drinking toasts, birthday toasts, wake toasts, funeral toasts)

Calvin Trillin Quotes"My doctor told me to stop hosting intimate dinners for four.  Unless I began inviting three other people"

- Orson Welles, American Writer, Actor, Director & Producer (1915 - 1985)

"You seem very calm for a woman who's getting married" I said, and she nodded.  "It's on my to-do list" she said, "so there's no point in agonizing about it"

~ Story People (wedding toast, marriage toast)

"No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made.  Destiny makes itself known in silence."

~ Agnes De Mille, American dancer and choreographer (1905-1993)  (inspirational toasts, birthday toasts, graduation toast)

"About all you can do in life is be who you are.  Some people will love you for you. 

Most will love you for what you can do for them.  And some won't like you at all."

~ Rita Mae Brown, American Writer (1944 - ) (inspirational toast, graduation toast, birthday toast, bar mitzvah, bas mitzvah, wedding, marriage)

"We live in a society, not an economy."

~ Bill Moyers, American Journalist, Commentator, Former Press Secretary to President Johnson.  (1934 - )

"I was fourteen years old the night my daddy died. He had a vision he was able to convey even lying in an ambulance, dying - as a black girl, I could do and be anything, that race and gender are shadows, and that character, determination, attitude are the substances of life."
~ Marian Wright Edelman (1939 - ) Founder, Children's Defense Fund  (inspirational toasts, birthday toasts)

"The true measure of a civilization is not the census, nor the size of its cities or its crops, but the quality and quantity of wine, women and song that the country turns out!" - Attribution: Ralph "Wally the Party Animal" Emerson (1803-1882), Contributed by Tim Owens, who is known for his artistic license
"A breakfast without wine is like a day without sunshine" - Brennan's Restaurant menu
New Orleans (Contributed by Kim Curran-Moore, CA)
WC Fields Quote"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to survive on nothing but food and water." - W.C. Fields
"Quando omni flunkus moritati" (When all else fails, play dead) - Contributed by Tim Owens
President Obama"What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility - a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize grandly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task. This is the price and promise of citizenship." - President Obama in his 2009 Inaugural Address
There has never been a day when I have not been proud of you, I said, though some days I'm louder about other stuff so it's easy to miss that. - Story People
Contributed by Vikki form Thousand Oaks
Tallulah Bankhead"I'm as pure as the driven slush" - Tallulah Bankhead Submitted by Daniel Barnes, California
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife [spouse], you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher" - Socrates
(whose difficult marriage encouraged him to sharpen his debating skills instead of spending time at home)
"The best wines are those that take you through themselves and out into another world that you could not have gotten to on your own. Great wine has a strange subterranean current of beauty. It is not something you can summon from a wine; but a great wine can take you there." - Terry Theise, wine importer
Saint Thomas AquinasSorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine. - Saint Thomas Aquinas
Submitted by Dr. Debra Maddox, FL
"Drinking should not be a solitary pleasure, but a mutual one... There are few pleasures which lend themselves so well to discussion as those shared sipping good wine, glass in hand." - Emile Peynaud, French Enologist (1912 - 2004) "The Taste of Wine"
"You can't drink wine all day... if you don't start first thing in the morning." - Dan Burke
Founder Gemelli Wine + Spirits
Somerset Maugham"Excess on occasion is exhilerating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit." - Somerset Maugham
Contributed by Patrick Finerty, CA
"When once my wit, perchance, hath shone, In aid of others' let me shine; And when, alas! our brains are gone, what nobler substitute than wine?" - Attributed to Lord Byron
Contributed by Debra Maddox, FL
Andre Tchelistcheff"God made Cabernet. The Devil made Pinot Noir" André Tchelistcheff (1901-1994)
on the challenges inherent in making pinot noir
"This wine is too good for toast-making, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste." - Ernest Hemingway
The Sun Also Rises
"May all your pain be champagne" - Unknown
(Contributed by Lynn Smith, NC)
Napoleaon Bonaparte "In victory, you deserve Champagne, in defeat, you need it." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"Why do we love wine?  It is memory, imagination, history, biography, joy, sorrow, philosophy, religion, romance, realism, love and death, and over all these, the love of an artist for their work and the soul's longing for earthly immortality."

~ Unknown

One shivers with delight
Hot fingers close around a cool rosé
submerged in a shaded ice chest
Refreshing as a mountain stream - Dave Chambers
SidewaysWineClub.com
"I drink Champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad. Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty." - Lily Bollinger
House of Bollinger
George Burns "Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." - George Burns
"The true measure of a civilization is not the census, nor the size of its cities or its crops, but the quality and quantity of wine, women and song that the country turns out!" Attribution: Ralph "Wally the Party Animal" Emerson (1803-1882)
Contributed by Tim Owens, who is known for his artistic license
For FOOD in a world where many walk in hunger,
For FAITH in a world where many walk in fear,
And for FRIENDS in a world where many walk alone,
We give thanks. Six Feet Under, Keith Charles (played by Matthew St Patrick)
Dolly PartonLife is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else. - Dolly Parton
Country singer and actress. 1946 -
John Locke"New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common" - John Locke
English Philosopher 1632-1704
"Whiskey!? Never tasted such beastly stuff in my life! In a civilized country they drink wine." - Charlie Chaplin (1889 - 1977)
Thor"Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity" - Thor-Heyerdahl (1914-2002)
Norwegian ethnologist
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. - Attributed to Jack Handy
Submitted by Sita Cilfone, Texas
"God gave us the gift of grapes, to cheer both great and small; little fools will drink too much, and great fools not at all." - Unknown
Dr. Richard Hren"One needs but two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop" - Submitted by Dr. Richard Hren
Statistician, Photographer, Social Commentator from Chicago
Here's to the best years of my life, spent in the arms of another man's wife - My Mother! - Submitted by Russ Taft, CA
Cabernet Sauvignon is like a Black Labrador - it comes up and licks you. Pinot Noir is more cerebral - it's like a cat. - Attributed to Scott Rich, Moraga Vineyards
Submitted by Grace in Iowa
Good wine ruins the purse; bad wine ruins the stomach. - Old Spanish Saying
The wines that one best remembers are not necessarily the finest that one has ever tasted, and the highest quality may fail to delight so much as some far more humble beverage drunk in more favorable surroundings. - H. Warner Allen (The Romance of Wine, 1971)
as quoted on the wine list at Commander's Palace in New Orleans.
Ernest Hemingway"You ought to write a book on wines, Count" I said.
"Mr. Barnes", answered the Count, "all I want out of wines is to enjoy them." - Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises
"Make me one with everything" - Buddhist monk to hot dog vendor
I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others. - Diogenes the Cynic
No man can make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine. - William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
More than half of small wineries...can not get a wholesaler to carry their wines. - 2003 Wine Institute study, as quoted by George Taber, "The Judgement of Paris"
Cabernet will rape you and pinot noir seduces you... Cabernet will throw you down and rip your clothes off, and pinot noir subtly convinces you to take them off yourself. - Old French Saying (an old Burgundian one, I'm betting)
Small and mid-size wineries are driving the changes in California wine. They are the market innovators... - Vic Motto, Wine Industry Consultant
Jonh Cleese"I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of our guests wouldn't know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret." - John Cleese as Basil Fawlty of "Fawlty Towers"
It is well to remember the four reasons for drinking:
1. The arrival of a friend;
2. One's present or future thirst;
3. The excellence of the wine;
4. Or any other reason. - Old Latin Saying
In vino veritas (in wine, truth) - Pliny
A toast between two good friends:
A) Here's to us.
B) None like us.
A) (Shrugging) Damn few.
B) Aye, and they're dead. - Old Gaelic
Here's to our health - the slowest rate at which we can die. Anon
"A peek at the bottle is worth 50 years of tasting" - Attributed to Wine Critic and Auctioneer Michael Broadbent
Tis better for pearls to pass through the lips of swine than good wine to pass through the lips of the indifferent! Unknown
How do I define a good wine? It's easier than you think - it is simply one that begins and ends with a smile. Unknown
Politics is said to be the second oldest profession. I've found that it bears a striking similairty to the first. Here's to the first. Unknown
Heather Locklear"Women only go to book clubs for the wine" Attributed to Heather Locklear (1961- )
Wine makes a perfect gift for a host/hostess, just be sure to remove the price tag and wrap a bow around the bottle and you're done. Oh, and don't expect it to be served, take it as a gift. If they choose to serve it, so be it. Advice to its members from SidewaysWineClub.com
Life is too short to drink bad wine. Len Evans once said "Every time you drink an inferior bottle, it's as if you took a fine bottle and smashed it against a wall - you'll never get that bottle back!" Unknown/Len Evans, Australian Wine Authority
A great wine served in fine glassware is beautiful. But it is also seductive and full of strange promise and perhaps the slightest hint of naughtiness, all waiting to be uncoiled. Dave Chambers, SidewaysWineClub.com
Victor Borge"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer" Victor Borge (1909-2000)
Fiorella LaGuardia"I am certain that the good Lord never intended perfectly good grapes to be made into jelly" Fiorella LaGuardia (1882-1947)
Read his quotes on prohibition
Clifton Fadiman"A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover" Clifton Fadiman (1904-1999)
May your coming anniversaries be outnumbered only by your coming pleasures. Unknown
May you live forever and mine be the last voice you hear. From "The Gentelman's Guide to Toasting"
Winemaking is an art, and when I think of it I'm reminded of something Willa Cather once said: "What is art but an effort to ...capture for a moment the shining, elusive element which is life itself — life hurrying past us and running away, too strong to stop, too sweet to lose. Attributed to Willa Cather (1873-1947)
Contributed by Dave Chambers, Wine Merchant
One of the things I've realized in my decades on this planet is that the world goes on no matter what, and if we are to survive with any amount of grace we all need little oases of tranquility and sanity in our lives. For me, an evening of wine in good company is just such a place. Dave Chambers, Wine Merchant
To me, the lasting impression of any good wine is the thought of its maker. Those whose efforts transformed the fruits of the soil into a finished work of art. Those who pulled from the hectic passage of time an ordered memory. They are immortalized by their wine in my glass. Dave Chambers, Wine Merchant
If of thy mortal goods thou art bereft, and of thy store two loaves alone are left, sell one and with the dole, buy some wine and feed thy soul! Unknown
Ben Franklin"When the bottle runs dry, we learn the worth of wine" Dave Chambers, with apologies to Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Actual quote was "When the well runs dry, we learn the worth of water."
Real joy comes not from ease, or riches or from the praise of others, but from doing something worthwhile. Wilfred Grenfell (1865-1940)
How can a few notes of music, some paint on canvas, mere juice of grapes fermented with yeast, have the power to lift the human spirit? No one can explain this; it is the mystery of art. Unknown
Here's to the corkscrew - a useful key to unlock the storehouse of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the gate of pleasant folly! Unknown
People are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. Pope John XXIII (1881-1963)
Jeremy Irons"We all have our time machines. Some take us back, and those we call memories. Some take us forward, and those are called dreams." Jeremy Irons, British Actor (1948 - )